vvorldwideweb:

dont have a conversation with me because 90% of my vocabulary is “oh my god”

(via dutchster)

communistbakery:

*opens jacket* hey kid you wanna buy some dru- (construction workers start sawing) you wanna buy some- (saws get louder) hey kid you wanna buy

(Source: communistbakery, via trust)

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

image

(via lohanthony)

coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think

(via dutchster)

ayyytroyler-yall:

myhxppylittlepill:

x

This is about the Malaysian airplane crash btw

I know I live in the netherlands and the airplane left from amsterdam and there were a lot of dutch families on the plaine.

(via amazingtroyler)

glitchdragon:

Person: *insults me*

me: ok bro whatevs

person: *hits or insults my dog*

me: *turns into FUCKING PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SATAN*

(via dutchster)

(Source: totallybrian, via lohanthony)

do you ever see a picture of your internet friend for the first time and you just kinda think
it appears i have accidentally befriended a beauty goddess.

(Source: muftiday, via joshpeck)

cnnbreaking:

having only 2 friends in class you have to pair up with and they choose eachother image

(Source: 911official, via pizza)

vinegod:

Having fun with sunroof by Zak FATMI

(via dutchster)

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

(Source: summersloth, via trust)

euo:

dont fall in love with people like me… i have a huge forehead irl

(via lohanthony)

boootygod:

lmfaooo

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via tayler-xo)

thecompanionsdoctor:

I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER

(via soyeahimlaura)

(Source: kaisertheshepherd, via dutchster)