zjvmalik:

when your looking at a test and forget all the things you’ve learnt

22tops:

One Direction sent flowers and a letter to the family of a fan who recently passed in a tragic accident.

breathingnarry:

OK SO I HAVE THOSE STUPID ONE DIRECTION CUPS MY DAD ALWAYS USES THE ZAYN CUP TO POUR WATER IN THE IRON AND ONE DAY I ASKED HIM WHY AND HE SAID ITS EASIER IF THE WATER IS HOT AND I SAID WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE ZAYN CUP AND HE LOOKED OFF INTO THE DISTANCE AND SAID ZAYNS HOTNESS HEATS THE WATER AND I HAVE NEVER RELATED WITH MY FATHER MORE THAN I DID THAT MOMENT

(Source: weheartit.com, via g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)

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garbashians:

sometimes I think of posts in my mind and I think they’re really funny but then I write them into an actual post and I’m like wait no

(via dutchster)

crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

(Source: duane-barry, via pizza)

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diamoncls:

this car knows something about barbie that we dont

(via dutchster)

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garfieldhentai:

look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck

(Source: yugichrist, via pizza)

at the job interview

interviewer: i see you have photoshop experience. can i see your portfolio?
me: of course! *hands the interviewer a folder containing hundreds of "today is the day marty mcfly goes to the future" images*
interviewer: you're hired