*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
Blue Ivy saying “Surfboart” during Beyoncé’s Grammy soundcheck.
People often think of fire as a destructive force, and it can be. But fire also rejuvenates the land. Many grasses have evolved root systems that survive fires so they can be renewed, and some trees and other plants have seeds that only germinate after a fire has come through. Plus fires clean out old dead wood and other debris, making it easier for fresh plant life to grow.
i was about to get my first ever detention because i was using my phone in school but when the maths teacher came over to confiscate it he saw my doctor who phone case and he said “you know what my name is don’t you?”
and i said “yeah mr smith”
and he said “my name is matt smith and you just got yourself out of a detention”
wait so there’s evidence that dinosaurs had feathers right? putting feathers on dinosaurs is like the equivalent of putting a pink bow on a machine gun
me nd my pirate girlfriend
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook
guess what katy perry named her cat