my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it
Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
What the fuck is in the Malik blood? This is insane. Holy geezus…
i’m feeling very attacked right now
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
in total darkness i reach out and touch ……………the snooze button